Flatulence in Florida foments fist fight

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Flatulence in Florida foments fist fight

Frickin’ funny!

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Floridian fart-fracas found funny! :laughing:

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This is the problem with Stand Your Ground laws. If he had cropdusted none of this would have happened.

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Came for good fart jokes. Leaving disappointed.

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Came expecting disappointment. Leaving flatulent.

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You wanna know how to start a fight? You fart. They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He
sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That’s the Florida way!

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And that’s when you hit the Klingons?

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…his girlfriend Sandra Stoner…

ISWYDT!

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He who smelt it, dealt out an an ass-kicking.

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How could you not get gas in a place with that name?

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For there to be good fart jokes, don’t there have to be “good farts”?

Do those exist?

(Oh, “The Good Farts” . . . I smell a new band name.)

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Is this OK?

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Actually, no, there don’t have to be.

The well-placed hyphen is your friend. You should get to know it! :wink:

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This is making me gassy.

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Works for me, thanks. I smirked. Which is a good start!

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Didn’t read any further than Sandra Stoner’s name. I bet she was chill.

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What – no Florida female?

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