Flatulence in Florida foments fist fight


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Flatulence in Florida foments fist fight

Frickin’ funny!


#4

Floridian fart-fracas found funny! :laughing:


#5

This is the problem with Stand Your Ground laws. If he had cropdusted none of this would have happened.


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Came for good fart jokes. Leaving disappointed.

http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2015/11/I-farted-and-it-smelled-like-fart-GIF.gif


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Came expecting disappointment. Leaving flatulent.


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You wanna know how to start a fight? You fart. They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He
sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
That’s the Florida way!


#9

And that’s when you hit the Klingons?


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…his girlfriend Sandra Stoner…

ISWYDT!


#11

He who smelt it, dealt out an an ass-kicking.


#12

How could you not get gas in a place with that name?


#13

For there to be good fart jokes, don’t there have to be “good farts”?

Do those exist?

(Oh, “The Good Farts” . . . I smell a new band name.)


#14

Is this OK?


#15

Actually, no, there don’t have to be.

The well-placed hyphen is your friend. You should get to know it! :wink:


#16

This is making me gassy.


#17

Works for me, thanks. I smirked. Which is a good start!


#18

Didn’t read any further than Sandra Stoner’s name. I bet she was chill.


#19

What – no Florida female?


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