FLDS and Seth Jeffs are now digging into Minnesota

Nah, the white trash Baptists already have the child bridge market sewn up.

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“Underground compound”? Has the term “bunker” fallen out of favor?

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Yeah, but religion helps people feel better about death, so it’s a good thing, right?

Jesus Fucking Christ.

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Because an above-ground child sex cult compound wasn’t horrifying enough, now they’re throwing C.H.U.D.s into the mix.

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“or prohibiting the free exercise thereof” was a huge mistake.

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The man’s name is Seth, I refuse to believe he is rich enough that he is getting away with this shit!

I wanted Far Cry 5 to have a DLC … but not like this.

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I never realized until this particular photo how phallic the shape of the Vatican City is.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

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Wasn’t that a steak house? Seth’s Jeff’s? :thinking:

Go Canadian Shield!!

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The avenue is the Via della Conciliazione, which is outside the Vatican City.

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Fundamormons? Mormomentalists? Fundamormolists?

Hmm

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Hi Xeni, long time reader here. I admire your work very much. One small correction: I am certain the girl in the “wedding” photo is Merrianne Jessup, not Elissa Wall. Merrianne was the 12 year old who was subjected to the group rape that was recorded in the YFZ temple, which recording was used as evidence in Jeffs’ trial. Both women underwent horrific abuse, but their stories are different, and I thought you might want to correct the misnaming.

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Child bridges? Is that like a human centipede?
Asking for a friend . . .

This religion, all religions, onto the dustbin of history with them, after they’ve been burned to ashes.

Hey THANK YOU I screwed up and have fixed. I knew the different stories and just dumped the wrong info and photos down. Merrianne is it.

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Just wanted to thank you for sharing!

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Insha’allah brother

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According to reports, they’ve hired this guy to head their Technology division:

Thanks, Xeni!

You have always been my favorite, since 2004.