Florida Man arrested for teaching kids where babies come from... at the top of his lungs


#2

Isn’t that how we all learned at first… on the playground? Not usually from a yelling adult, but the principle is the same.


#3

Yes, “First Amendment rights.”

But no, it is not polite to shout “birth canal !!!” in a crowded delivery room.


#4

Maybe someone had just explained it to him and he wanted to pay it forward?


#5

inb4 helicopter parents should be more chill about sex…

My guess is these parents were reacting to a grown man acting erratically on a playground more than the actual content of the impromptu lecture. I mean, those moms worked hard to get those babies out of their p****ies, they’re gonna protect their offspring. I’d do the same.


#6

What was he doing, why was he doing it?


#7

Yeah, this sounds more like a sad commentary on Florida’s mental health care system than a doofus Floridian. hopefully he gets the help he needs.


#8

From What to Expect When You’re Expecting to Live:

  • Shouty man on jungle gym, crazy, high, or both. Avoid like plague, whether with or without the sprog.

#9

Just wait a second!

Babies come from INSIDE of women? :open_mouth:


#10

Accurate as far as it goes, but he really should have started at the beginning, anticipating the inevitable follow-up question of how they got in there. Talk about burying the lede.


#11

For your edification, the further adventures of Florida Man:


#12

He looks like a very nice friendly, helpful gentleman.


#13

“Despite what a class act he is…”

Unnecessary commentary, since it sounds like he may suffer from mental illness.


#14

What a world we live in today. “Pussy” is now a word that can be published in a newspaper. What would George Carlin make of this development?

In other news, as predicted, the World’s Worst Superhero rises again.


#15

“Pussy” was never one of the Big Seven anyway.


#16

Apparently not all that was buried. Ba-da-bump.


#17

And here I thought that Florida Man tended to embody a perfect amalgam of both mental illness and the peculiar nature of certain Florida residents.


#18

A font of knowledge; Siri made flesh.

Speaking for myself, anytime I ask Siri something there’s a lot of yelling involved and the cops aren’t far behind.


#19

Yeah, my principle was a yelling adult too.


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