Originally published at: Florida man catches Florida woman skinny-dipping in his pool | Boing Boing
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Another source, with video.
Investigators later identified her by looking at past jail booking photos.
Ah.
Florida Man™ meets Florida Woman™
This seems like an appropriate re-make of Cheever’s “The Swimmer” for 2021.
You don’t want to catch the Loki variant.
Wow, a different ending than all the videos that begin this way… videos, you know, friends have told me about.
Oh no, what a horrible thing. I sure hope this sort of thing won’t happen at my house at 757 Woods Lane in Biscayne FL this afternoon after say 5pm.
I want to see the rest of this man’s “The Beetles” t-shirt. Does it have actual beetles on it?
Poor gal, hope she gets those swimming lessons.
OK i lol’d at that
Florida Man: “(The police) were here within five minutes.”
I’ll bet they were!
Given how she responded to the police I think drugs were involved. Nudity, fine. Drugs + pool, not so good.
Well she certainly wouldnt swim in that waterway right next to it… you cant see the gators in it! pool is much safer.
"I called the Sheriff’s and they were here in like, 5 minutes.
Well, some people get the ladies, others get the bears:
this summer is only a month old so what’s next, Bear-riding Bare Naked Ladies? (I’d watch that show).
But not a real bear-ride, that’s cruel.
A younger and healthier man would have been delighted to find a naked woman in his pool.