Florida man catches Florida woman skinny-dipping in his pool

Originally published at: Florida man catches Florida woman skinny-dipping in his pool | Boing Boing

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Another source, with video.

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Investigators later identified her by looking at past jail booking photos.

Ah.

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Florida Man™ meets Florida Woman™

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That’s how little Lokigators happen:

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This seems like an appropriate re-make of Cheever’s “The Swimmer” for 2021.

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You don’t want to catch the Loki variant.

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Wow, a different ending than all the videos that begin this way… videos, you know, friends have told me about.

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Oh no, what a horrible thing. I sure hope this sort of thing won’t happen at my house at 757 Woods Lane in Biscayne FL this afternoon after say 5pm.

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I want to see the rest of this man’s “The Beetles” t-shirt. Does it have actual beetles on it?

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Poor gal, hope she gets those swimming lessons.

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OK i lol’d at that

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Yes

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Florida Man: “(The police) were here within five minutes.”

I’ll bet they were!

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Given how she responded to the police I think drugs were involved. Nudity, fine. Drugs + pool, not so good.

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Well she certainly wouldnt swim in that waterway right next to it… you cant see the gators in it! pool is much safer.

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"I called the Sheriff’s and they were here in like, 5 minutes.

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Well, some people get the ladies, others get the bears:

this summer is only a month old so what’s next, Bear-riding Bare Naked Ladies? (I’d watch that show).

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But not a real bear-ride, that’s cruel.

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A younger and healthier man would have been delighted to find a naked woman in his pool.