Florida man, er, priest did not want a church-goer to receive communion — so he bit her

[MikeTheBard]

I would pay hard currency for next week’s church newsletter where they’re forced to clarify that the cannibalism will be purely metaphorical from here on out.

Also, every time we get a story about people in Florida biting each other- Which happens with frightening regularity- I always joke about how we knew the zombie outbreak would start there. This is the first time, though, that it involved an actual resurrection, so that’s fun.

[jerwin]

a longer account is given here.

Florida priest charged for biting arm of woman he says was desecrating Eucharist

though the publication is not a disinterested observer.

[hecep]

In case a bloody host miracle occurs. The Vatican has tightened up the requirements of miracles!