Florida man spent 24 hours vandalizing high school in the nude

[Hypoxia]

@micah

Come on, guys. Who among us HASN’T gotten naked, broken into an area high school, and spent 24 hours intermittently destroying stuff?

I didn’t have to break in; the door was unlocked. And I only needed an hour and a half in the chem lab’s supply closet. But I’m in California, not Florida, so there’s that. No hurricanes.

[OWYAC]

Edna Mode would be pleased;

[FloridaManJefe]

but you got a rad new Erlenmeyer flask, yeah?

[Hypoxia]

Retorts, man. Lots and lots of retorts.

[Stephen_El]

Finally. Some levity in the news. Naked Florida man, I salute you.

[austintx]

@micah

Come on, guys. Who among us HASN’T gotten naked, broken into an area high school, and spent 24 hours intermittently destroying stuff?

There MAY be an old middle school somewhere on which a student found an unlocked door during summer break, and returned multiple times to wander around and cheerfully violate the institution of his torment. Under-clothed, even. If this DID happen though, he didn’t get caught.

[Edgar_Carpenter]

@austintx

@micah

Come on, guys. Who among us HASN’T gotten naked, broken into an area high school, and spent 24 hours intermittently destroying stuff?

There MAY be an old middle school somewhere on which a student found an unlocked door during summer break, and returned multiple times to wander around and cheerfully violate the institution of his torment. Under-clothed, even. If this DID happen though, he didn’t get caught.

In some ways the world was much more fun before CCTV.

[Rich757]

You remind me of another favorite internet distraction - https://www.fark.com

[Doctor_Faustus]

Infinitely prefer this to a school shooting as a way for disgruntled ex students to vent their frustrations. Still not good, of course, but a lot better.

[euansmith]

Bortles!