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Mug Shots: People accused of crazy crimes
Kendall Williams, 19, is accused of stealing a tour bus, picking up passengers and driving them around Nashville. He was found asleep behind the wheel, an empty beer bottle nearby. Jail booking photo
Itâs probably not a unique experience. After all: Florida + WalMart.
If Florida is the Walmart of the United states, and Walmart is the Florida of stores, does the meaâŚWORMHOLE
Wait, where the hell is this story?!? This sounds like an AMAZING story! Anyway, Iâm pretty sure I played this mission in one of the old GTA gamesâŚ
Probably Florida.
It was âinterestingâ scrolling through those mug shotsâŚ
I see that the sensational bath-salts-eating-face guy from a while back is in good company:
Authorities say Brent A Taylor, 29, bit off the tip of his girlfriend's nose Authorities say Jessica Rocha of Oregon, broke into a home & bit a woman on the face, telling her victim she was playing the "Zombie Game".And this feller who seems to be very BB and extremely not BB:
Joseph Smolinsky is charged with domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence after sheriff's deputies say he assaulted his live-in girlfriend with a banana.
Unfortunately, I have run out of <3âs again today. I had completely forgotten about that skit. 
Iâll show you later!
Youâll need to rail against Boing Boingâs editors, for it is they who invented the unicorn chaser and posted links to evidence of unwanted unicorn procreation. Weâre merely joining the dots ⌠
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