Florida woman flings poo at landlord, covers herself in it, charged with battery

You guys need to stop judging. Who among us hasn’t at least at one point in our lives thought to collect our feces in a bucket, knead it into a nice smearing consistency, and hurl it at someone who is looking to get their money, in hopes that somehow that would make the need for rent disappear?

Far be it from me for your average Floridian to vote for politicians that might enact rent stabilization and rent control laws. That’d be beyond the pail [SIC].

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