Florida woman flings poo at landlord, covers herself in it, charged with battery

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/01/07/florida-woman-flings-poo-at-la.html

She has been charged with battery of a person over 65.

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Sounds like Florida Woman is the perfect match for Florida Man.

Whodathunkit.

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"Mercader eventually told deputies that she had intended to toss a bucket of water on the landlord, whose name was redacted from the arrest report, but she got confused and threw the bucket of feces at her. "

Who doesn’t keep buckets of feces in their apartment. It could happen to anyone.

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“Wait, was that bucket #1 or bucket #2?”

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The Lighthouse. Just say’n.

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Or this guy:

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I just hope there’s not “a hole” in either one, “Dear Liza…”

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Further proof (as if any were needed) that humans are much the same as other primates and a lot less classy than some.

Koko- Man stupid

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Ew. Don’t do that. I mean, as a renter I get it, but don’t do that.

Related:

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Oh God I just watched Trainspotting again about a week or two ago.

That scene is so disgusting and hilarious.

This woman belongs on Trailer Park Boys. Except this is not the actions of a weed smoker this is the actions of a meth head.

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I’m going to hazard a guess that a toilet was among the broken items the landlord was supposed to inspect.

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I know this took place in Florida, but in my head this was said with perfect Fargo-worthy comedic timing in a North Dakota accent.

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Gettin’ shitfaced, Florida style.

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OMG it is sooo embarrassing when I mix up my shit bucket with my other buckets.

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Honestly I can think of something worse than human sewage to throw on someone’s face.

A full spitoon of a daily chewer. Right down the throat.
It makes me want to vomit just writing that

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This is getting confusing. Better make a list.

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My first thought is, “what’s IN the water in Florida?” but then I remember that I’m in Georgia, and we get our water from the Florida aquifer, and I hug my shit bucket tightly.

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Two Women: One Bucket.

This appears to be another sad tale of someone struggling to cope in harsh world. I hope that Ms Mercader gets some support.

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Will her name now be, Who Flung Poo? Asking for a friend…

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