Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/30/charges-for-woman-who-urinated.html
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I am Spartacus
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Them Russets could use more Nitrogen.
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I love it when the random advertising on pages of stories like these has such serendipitous congruity:
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This is everything I know about West Mifflin, PA:
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you actually buy that attachment at amazon now
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With all those eyes on the crime it was bound to be solved.
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Takeaways:
- Never purchase vegetables from floor-level bins.
- How desperate must one be to buy veggies at Wally’s?
- Wash potatoes well before preparing. Don’t eat raw.
- Urine is more sterile than saliva. Good thing she didn’t spit.
- How droll must one be to admit pissing at Wally’s?
- Your root veggies may have been pissed on by animals.
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Mrs Potato Head will be thrilled!
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I’ve bought small quantities of fruit and vege from Wally’s World - usually when I’m in a new town. It’s a bit like eating McDonalds when you’re hungry and short on time; you know it won’t be great, but it will be palatable, and you probably won’t get food poisoning.
You shouldn’t eat spuds raw regardless. They’re basically the Chernobyl of the vegetable world.
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Peetatoes
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Welcome to Boing Boing, comrade!
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Urine for a pleasant ride down the stream around these parts.
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Eschew Amazon. It is easy to make your own she-pee by slicing a plastic milk container. Better still, it will have a handle!
Walmart are cranky about this. Who pissed in their (somewhat undercooked) chips?
… says the guy who’s never had to press the sharp edges of a cut milk bottle into the sensitive skin around their genitals …
PROTIP: there are many options that lie between supporting amazon and inflicting self harm.
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Count Floyd! The best! “Hey kids, this movie is so scary it will make you suck your own blood. Arrrhoooooo.”
“Hey kids, this movie is so scary it will…um…shiver your timbers. Arrrhoooo!”
By the way, what kind of person pee’s on potatoes?
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