Walmart shopper bashed in the face with 10lbs of ground beef

[jlw]

Originally published at: Walmart shopper bashed in the face with 10lbs of ground beef | Boing Boing

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[teknocholer]

Chuck her in jail!

[FloridaManJefe]

ugh.
stay classy, Wal-Martians.

[anon87143080]

Two persons in the prime of their lives having a beef? If I had a choice I’d like to run this to ground.

Not trying to skirt the issue at all.

[shwonline]

The steaks have never been higher.

[anon77190095]

If you were in boston, would you have butted in?

[jaded]

Sounds like the typical Walmart “meat’n’greet”.

[anon87143080]

I’d hate to get involved in a broil. I dare not brisket

[aLynHall]

And number one on the list of ‘Top Ten Reasons to Buy Fresh and Not Frozen’ is…

[anon77190095]

My apologies for ribbing you then!

[Orb]

[Papasan]

[ef59]

Was it frozen?..cause that would hurt

[aethercowboy]

This is why I:

1. Stay out of Walmart.
2. Stay out of South Euclid.

[generic_name]

With 10lbs of beef, you’re going to need a big bun.

Where's the Beef?

[FSogol]

Why are all the puns beef related? We should face the facts. That a-salt is going to leave a market.

[mcme]

It’s often bandied about that meat is murder but in this instance it was only assault and battery.

[deltaecho]

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/3cb14e1f-8392-415c-8e12-29c17c1660e3

[DukeTrout]

She should have used a roundhouse.

[knoxblox]

Or simply T-bone her in the parking lot.