You’re going to get filet’ed for talking about violence like that. 
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Yep. Got to meat out some justice here.
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Would you prefer the incident used a Parma Ham?
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Seems like the police didn’t grill her very hard. That’s rare.
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I avoid the west side entirely.
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Come on! Duraflame logs are the weapon of choice for Walmart kerfuffles!
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Please tell me that the words “what initially led to the beef between the two” were not uttered.
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Say what you mean - don’t mince your words like that.
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Sounds like her beef got out of hand.
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It was part of negotiations. Trying to meat her half way.
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Smart. She might have a shank.
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The 10 lb beef roll was the quintessential “grounds for prosecution.”
(I know I’m stretching, all the good ground beef puns were served up already.)
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They were small plates.
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The unwarranted assault made mincemeat out of her victim.
Not literally - that would be too Texas Chainsaw.
Anyway, I’d rather be battered by a butt of beef than butted by a beefy batter.
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Sources say her name is Patty
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Primitive screwheads aside, I always enjoy an AoD clip on anything.
Can’t say much about the face but she has nice buns.
Sounds like you also need a little bit of butter for your bread
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Yes many were just offal… as they say in advertising “all sizzle no steak”.
Seriously not wanting to sear the steer any further but I’d have my rib-eye of the prize if I didn’t go the whole hog (sorry pork!) and quote the powerful line from Fore-Shank Redemption about the essence of making jerky “Get beefy living, or get beefy drying”.
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This thread….
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