You’re going to get filet’ed for talking about violence like that.
Yep. Got to meat out some justice here.
Would you prefer the incident used a Parma Ham?
Seems like the police didn’t grill her very hard. That’s rare.
I avoid the west side entirely.
Come on! Duraflame logs are the weapon of choice for Walmart kerfuffles!
Please tell me that the words “what initially led to the beef between the two” were not uttered.
Say what you mean - don’t mince your words like that.
Sounds like her beef got out of hand.
It was part of negotiations. Trying to meat her half way.
Smart. She might have a shank.
The 10 lb beef roll was the quintessential “grounds for prosecution.”
(I know I’m stretching, all the good ground beef puns were served up already.)
They were small plates.
The unwarranted assault made mincemeat out of her victim.
Not literally - that would be too Texas Chainsaw.
Anyway, I’d rather be battered by a butt of beef than butted by a beefy batter.
Sources say her name is Patty
Primitive screwheads aside, I always enjoy an AoD clip on anything.
Can’t say much about the face but she has nice buns.
Sounds like you also need a little bit of butter for your bread
Yes many were just offal… as they say in advertising “all sizzle no steak”.
Seriously not wanting to sear the steer any further but I’d have my rib-eye of the prize if I didn’t go the whole hog (sorry pork!) and quote the powerful line from Fore-Shank Redemption about the essence of making jerky “Get beefy living, or get beefy drying”.