Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/30/police-searching-for-woman-who.html
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Pissing on taters gives you super powers.
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Yukon Golds, I assume.
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New Walmart ad copy:
Our Potatoes are NUMBER ONE!
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If I had known it was going to be that kind of party…
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Still, it’s gotta be better than what that guy did to the creamers.
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Void where prohibited…
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This type of obscene conduct is outrageous
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you really don’t want to place second in that context
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Why would you obscure her face if there’s a (wo)manhunt for her arrest?
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I’d rather pee on the ROBOTS STEALING OUR JOBS
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This woman stands a better than average chance of being the next Secretary of Agriculture if she can just secure the interview with Trump. Our friend Vlad can help…
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“According to the West Mifflin Police chief, the woman was interviewed by investigators but has not yet been charged. She was then allowed to leave with her lawyer.”
“The investigation continues.”
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I’m just…wha? I haven’t been in one for years, but IIRC, Walmarts have public restrooms. Surely that would have been more comfortable.
I’m thinking drugs may have been involved.
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Were they kidney potatoes, by any chance? There would be a certain symmetry in that.
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True, but they’re very hard to distinguish from the produce section.
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Maybe she has uromysitisis, and a public urination permit?
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I think this gentlelady must be auditioning for the Director of National Intelligence position that just opened up…
surprised it wasn’t Florida.
Thank Spud I was between sips of my coffee.
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