Video: A furious woman at Walmart calls cops on a man because he "looks illegal"

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/06/video-a-furious-woman-at-walm.html

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Why is it always a certain type of white woman?

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Walmart Wendy?

ETA: A quick google informs me she’s already been assigned that name. Sometimes these things just write themselves.

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The police told me to stop calling or they’d arrest me since I report every single person I encounter who I’m not familiar with every time I go outside…

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b/c Fox News

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During the video, the offensive fart-jackal states ”He punked people for their outfits” and “He’s punking your job”. Does anyone know what she means?

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giphy

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It’s Fall now so, maybe she’s saying “pumpkin”. IDK.

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Yeah, she means “I have boomer brainrot and I’m scared of people darker than me on the pantone chart”

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Hey, her dad is black!

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Italian, Mexican … and Aloha?

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Do they know they are gonna be on the internet?

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I think I know who the cops actually need to investigate.

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“Your dad is a racist? Cool. My wife is a bobcat.”

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The racist woman also appears to be a big liar. :woman_shrugging:

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I imagine that she envisions a scenario where the person in question, Miguel, let’s call him conks a good, god-fearing white person, Michael, let’s call him, on the head to steal their outfit, identity, and occupation. Hell, Miguel probably goes straight to Michael’s house and takes over his family, too. Sits down at his dinner table, and BAM, the whole shebang is now usurped by an illegal from Mexico…or possibly Africa?

She had a friend who got beat up down the street and her dad is black, so don’t you dare accuse this woman of racism.

That should be a restaurant at an airport.

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I won’t argue with that… but what about before FN?

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Did you explain to them that your little nephew is Italian, Mexican, and Aloha?

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Ah man, I wanted to hear about her friend down the street, but that seemed to forget about that once she got into the whole “My dad’s black” argument.

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She wears her MAGA hat in her heart (assuming she has one).

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