Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/17/florida-woman-throws-hand-full.html
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Cheese it, it’s the cops!
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Police: “Is that your cheese, ma’am?”
Suspect: “No.”
Police: “So it’s nacho cheese?”
Suspect: “Yes.”
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Perhaps it was her cheese after all.
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Stand your ground, nacho cheese style.
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Okay. It’s inevitable. Here it comes. Ready? (ahem):
Florida!
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Cut 'em some slack, Bugs!
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Stephanie L. Hicks
Name checks out.
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“However, Hicks’ legal justification was that the customer is always right.”
You know how I know she isn’t a lawyer?
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Is she single?
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Craftily.
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Don’t do that to the cheese
Why not?
Because…
It’s Nacho Cheese
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Store notice: YOU SCOOP IT YOU BUY IT
Except it appears not in this case.
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Perhaps she didn’t hear the clerk.
I joke about this because I am a Hicks, and I do have family in Melbourne, Florida, and the ears are a Hicks trait.
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Similar incidents must surely happen regularly and go unreported.
Slow news day.
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I give her credit for probably being the first person to try using sovereign citizen tactics defend her right to scoop hot nacho cheese.
The bar, it has been lowered!
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I’m guessing you can call this…
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queso closed!
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You can pump the cheese or scoop the cheese, but please don’t cut the cheese!
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You understand she likely feels an appeal directly to the President of the United States will save her from any legal penalty. She is not wrong.
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