Florida woman throws handfulls of nacho cheese at 7-11 clerk


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/17/florida-woman-throws-hand-full.html


#2

Cheese it, it’s the cops!


#3

Police: "Is that your cheese, ma’am?"
Suspect: "No."
Police: "So it’s nacho cheese?"
Suspect: “Yes.”


#4

Perhaps it was her cheese after all.


#5

Stand your ground, nacho cheese style.


#6

Okay. It’s inevitable. Here it comes. Ready? (ahem):

Florida!


#7

Cut 'em some slack, Bugs!

florida


#8

Stephanie L. Hicks

Name checks out.


#9


#10

“However, Hicks’ legal justification was that the customer is always right.”

You know how I know she isn’t a lawyer?


#11

Is she single?


#12

Craftily.


#13

Don’t do that to the cheese
Why not?
Because…

It’s Nacho Cheese


#14

Store notice: YOU SCOOP IT YOU BUY IT

Except it appears not in this case.


#15

Perhaps she didn’t hear the clerk.

I joke about this because I am a Hicks, and I do have family in Melbourne, Florida, and the ears are a Hicks trait.


#16

Similar incidents must surely happen regularly and go unreported.

Slow news day.


#17

I give her credit for probably being the first person to try using sovereign citizen tactics defend her right to scoop hot nacho cheese.

The bar, it has been lowered!


#18

I’m guessing you can call this…

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(⌐■_■)

queso closed!


#19

You can pump the cheese or scoop the cheese, but please don’t cut the cheese!


#20

You understand she likely feels an appeal directly to the President of the United States will save her from any legal penalty. She is not wrong.