Florida woman who pulled alligator from yoga pants avoids jail

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/08/15/florida-woman-who-pulled-allig.html

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“I’m pulling a reptile out of my pants right now!” –@Papasan

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One morning I shot an alligator in my pajamas…

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Why was the alligator wearing your pajamas :thinking:

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That’ll make a nice boot!

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With-la-coochie (which. for the pedants, is much farther north).

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Let me mull over that one for a while. . . .

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That’s gotta be a euphemism for something…

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the deputy found 41 3-stripe turtles in a “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle” backpack

Burying the lede here, folks

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I’ll never know.

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We were collecting bats and birds over an underpass.

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And 41 little pairs of nun-chucks.

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A quick check of three stripe turtle prices online shows these animals selling for 40-60 bucks each, btw. Sample site:
https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/turtles/three-striped-mud-turtle-for-sale.html

Music video fail! Not alligator, not crocodile, just gharial! Well, the gharial is a crocodilian, but not what most of us think of as a croc. Pretty much a non- threatening fish eating specialist.

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"S’cuse me while I whip this out " screaming ensues…

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Just one, though. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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I found the title of this post to be delightfully surreal. The last sentence of this post temporarily broke my brain. I’m not sure if subsequently watching the video helped with that or made it worse.

Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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