Follow-up

CEO of self-driving cab outfit Cruise parks his career

 

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he plans "to spend time with my family

Every time a failed business leader or pol says that, I imagine something like this:

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You’ve got job.

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Microsoft Chief Technology Officer Kevin Scott says “You’re welcome.”

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https://www.cnn.com/2023/11/24/us/derek-chauvin-stabbed-prison-george-floyd/index.html

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What, no onebox?

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Bumper sticker for Cybertrucks:

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What?

10-year payment plan totaling some $8.5 million annually.

That’s not close to $1B

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Yeah - liquidate his assets. Leave him with nothing.

There’s no telling whether it’ll all disappear over the next few years anyway. He’s a loser and his fans will go elsewhere.

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Also a country lawyer

RIP, Bob…

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Since he worked for tiny hands, maybe he’s hired Tiny Attorney?

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Yeah, all us southerners are ignorant hicks, who couldn’t possibly understand something as complicated as the law… /s

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Contacted by the Guardian this week, the Duchy of Lancaster initially declined to say whether its charities had invested in any oil or gas, tobacco, weapons or mining companies.

brand new ways for dead people to contribute to global warming. :tada:

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