UPENN’s self investigation is in.
An update on one of the better metaphors of late-stage capitalism:
“ * The headline on this story was changed on 23 August 2021 from ‘Harvesting your own seed is one of gardening’s great pleasures’ to ‘Harvesting the seed of a favourite plant is one of gardening’s great pleasures’ to avoid any ambiguity”
Well, I guess the first can still be pleasurable, just not in the community garden. 
Ouch!
threshing
separate grain from (a plant), typically with a flail or by the action of a revolving mechanism.
“machinery that can reap and thresh corn in the same process”
That would be the combine harvester - the most romantic machine of all the agricultural machinery there is.
Retire - now!
It seems that the hosting has bounced around a few times already. This chap seems to be tracking the moves in near-real-time.
