Following swingers convention, 41 attendees test positive

Could be worse nasties to pick up from something like this, I suppose! Dunno what these idiots expect.

Facecondoms!

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They went to a sex gathering during the 21st century’s first respiratory-transmitted viral pandemic.

New Orleans should have not allowed this gathering, as it violates all the basic mitigation measures that we all must use to prevent COVID-19 transmission.

They went knowingly into a hazardous situation - and chose to take the risk, regardless of the threat to themselves or others. Now, who knows how many others have been infected because of these foolish people.

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something something superspreaders

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41 of them?

CHUCK & BRENDA! Every. F*cking. Time.

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41

Douglas Adams is very disappointed.

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“If I could go back in time, I would not produce this event again”

Wow, if only human beings had some sort of cognitive ability to foresee the likely consequences of their actions, given a known set of circumstances. Oh well.

Confirmation that the host is a “p-zombie.” As a non-sentient being, he literally couldn’t extrapolate the consequences from the given information! (Also, apparently a large number of American conservatives also fall into this category… it explains a lot.)

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Have they also tested for HIV?
As a Gen X I was and I still am a bit scaredo of AIDS, you know.

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They were positively swinging.

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There’s never been a better time to make sure that your sexual subculture is one of the ones that involves mask-wearing. Bondage? Furries? Sexy Nurse fantasy? Take your pick but cover your damn face, dummies.

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Obligs:

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Dig it. My next concept album will be entitled “40-way gang bangs to Elevator music” using 3x Live geese and a Moog Subharmonicon.

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:point_up:by definition, being a p-zombie doesn’t stop you from doing anything a “real” person could do. What you’re describing here is just regular old stupidity.

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Yes, you are, of course, correct. What I was trying to get at is that it seems he lacks the basic cognitive abilities common to sentient beings. (And not just sentient beings, come to think about it.) Which I guess just would make him a regular ol’ zombie, not the philosophical kind.

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