You don’t want to crack that shell, or it could be worse than the Great Molasses Flood.
“I could have fallen down … Elderly people die most often from falling down,” Giuliani said.
He’s been falling down for years.
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I know there was the famous video of Giuliani in drag being manhandled more aggressively by trump. It was on YouTube, I lack the intestinal fortitude at the moment to pursue it.
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Thoughts and prayers asshole.
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It was very brave of him to touch Rudy. He might’ve gotten some hair goo on himself.
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He went from taking on the mob and being the face of an city that went through a horrible terrorist attack to the guy who kept epically screwing up a coup, getting caught with his hands down his pants by Sacha Baron Cohen and surviving a slight slap on the back at ShopRite.
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Clearly, nobody’s tried anywhere near hard enough! Slackers.
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America’s Scumbag.
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Hey at least it wasn’t Steve Bannon… that contact would cause sepsis.
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After decades of failing up!
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Holy fucking shite!
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What about that woman next to him who pounded him on the back repeatedly after the initial boulder attack. I hope she is arrested too.
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I’ve watched that video several times… He gave him a pat on the back. I’m betting on a pay off to do it.
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No “Kick Me” sticker applied to his back.
DISAPPOINTED!
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Secret Ninja Punch? It’s at front of aisle 5 about shoulder height.
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I wish it had been a fucking boulder…
I’m surprised Rudy survived that brutal deathblow to the back
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Hell, none of Rudi even moved much, if at all, until he turned to look at the guy.
I mean yeah, what this guy did is technically illegal - but is it really worth actually charging him over this?
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Rudy’s got his own Zapruder film.
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