Originally published at: For sale: midwestern Indiana conservative home with full-on strip club in the basement | Boing Boing
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uncle Sigmund would like to speak to you about those bed posts. The strip club is supposed to be in the basement only
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I know it may shock you to learn this, but the house appears to be owned by a pair of brothers.
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“A five bedroom house”
Conservative family home…
“with a strip club in the basement”
…or a brothel?
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Let me guess… “successful” business Chads that frequently host client parties at their house?
I think the “zero crime” thing may be a bit of a mis-advertisement. Oh you were excluding white-collar crime? Carry on then…
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There’s an ass for every seat, some say…
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I could not find their employment info, but then I did not spend much time on it. It was likely something along those lines.
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The lead photo seems to support your assumption. Douchebro fantasy “luxury” straight out of Pottery Barn catalogs and ‘80s “save the ski lodge” movies.
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is that canoe on the right supposed to go in the pool? or is just there for the entertaining trip hazard value?
more importantly, do the flipflops come with the house?
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Yep. And with matching socks.
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Do what you want in your basement, I guess, but did they seriously put carpet in the bathroom?
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There’s a Twin Peaks reboot in there somewhere.
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Thus the dual stripper poles.
”I’m not sharing with Jimmy!”
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That’s a pretty reasonable price.
Can you imagine what that would cost in a coastal city?
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This is exactly why they still make Lysol.
and uh…
“zero crime” thing may be a bit of a mis-advertisemet
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What happens in the basement…
I have a full-on arcade in my basement, so as long as everyone is having fun I don’t see a problem.
Do what thou wilt!
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I’m baffled by the insistence of calling the home “conservative.” I live on that side of Indy (not at Geist, though) and can assure you plenty of liberal/progressive folks live in those expensive, high-end neighborhoods. Or, is “conservative” meant to somehow convey the vinyl-clad sameness of suburban homes? If that’s the case, then pretty much everywhere that isn’t a downtown loft is conservative. In either case, it’s a really weird choice of editorializing.
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We drove through a lot of Indiana in June this year.
We visited friends.
I am pretty sure that
is a very common design choice in most of the American Midwest.
