Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/09/tasteful-suburban-real-estate.html
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I don’t want to judge people’s kinks, but I’ll never understand what people see in standard white wall paint.
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what color would be better as background for blood-stains? Just asking.
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Don’t worry, no bears were harmed in the making of this dungeon.
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Depends.
Do you want to make them stand out, or obscure them?
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Do you have any idea how slippery a marble floor is covered in lube? And cold! Sooo cold. 
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related?
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Well, Keir Dullea’s next film after 2001 was De Sade…
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Outside horror movies, I don’t think there’s usually a lot of bloodletting going on in the average sex dungeon.
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Skinning bears is a step too far. Even if the bear consents to it, it isn’t safe or sane.
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Well if it was my sex dungeon it would look like the dance academy from Susperia.
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If it wasn’t an AirBnB listing, I’d’ve wondered if they had a home staging company providing some of the furniture/props.
Anyone know if there are any companies renting out furniture like that?
No, not asking for a friend. Wondering about “unique business opportunities.”
ETA: okay, it WAS an AirBnB listing.
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That bunk bed looks uncomfortable, bags I the bottom bunk.
You might want to look again. Isn’t the bottom bunk that cage under the bed?
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$750,000 for that giant house? Including at least $10,000 worth of modern sex dungeon furniture? In the Bay Area you can’t even get a condo with an empty sex closet for that much money. :-/
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At best you’d get a live-in garage with a sex shed.
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Hey - everyone needs a hobby.
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