Tasteful suburban real estate listing has tasteful sex dungeon


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/02/09/tasteful-suburban-real-estate.html


#2

I don’t want to judge people’s kinks, but I’ll never understand what people see in standard white wall paint.


#3

2001: An S&M Odyssey?


#4

what color would be better as background for blood-stains? Just asking.


#5

Don’t worry, no bears were harmed in the making of this dungeon.


#6

Depends.
Do you want to make them stand out, or obscure them?


#7

Preacher, season 2: "Please keep bodily fluids away from fur"


#8

The new owners could do a make-over with understated modern touches.


#9

Do you have any idea how slippery a marble floor is covered in lube? And cold! Sooo cold. :snowflake:


#10

related?


#11

Well, Keir Dullea’s next film after 2001 was De Sade


#12

Outside horror movies, I don’t think there’s usually a lot of bloodletting going on in the average sex dungeon.


#13

Skinning bears is a step too far. Even if the bear consents to it, it isn’t safe or sane.


#14

Well if it was my sex dungeon it would look like the dance academy from Susperia.


#15

If it wasn’t an AirBnB listing, I’d’ve wondered if they had a home staging company providing some of the furniture/props.

Anyone know if there are any companies renting out furniture like that?

No, not asking for a friend. Wondering about “unique business opportunities.”

ETA: okay, it WAS an AirBnB listing.


#16

That bunk bed looks uncomfortable, bags I the bottom bunk.


#17

You might want to look again. Isn’t the bottom bunk that cage under the bed?


#18

$750,000 for that giant house? Including at least $10,000 worth of modern sex dungeon furniture? In the Bay Area you can’t even get a condo with an empty sex closet for that much money. :-/


#19

At best you’d get a live-in garage with a sex shed.


#20

Hey - everyone needs a hobby.