…inside which there is a Starbucks.
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Of course it is. Just look at all that water!
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Gosh, to afford a house like that in Bel Air one would have to be a prince of some sort…
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But is the property big enough to build a second house when I outgrow this one?
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Without an indoor ice rink I’m totally unimpressed.
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It’s closets all the way down?
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You think that 180-foot infinity pool is filled with water? Ha! It’s filled with the tears of LA motorists - a 100% renewable resource. Plus, the extra salinity makes it easier to float in.
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Let’s call it what it is. That’s no pool, it’s a ce-ment pond. Right, Miss Hathaway?
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So do I need to drive up to that pool and cry into it, or are there convenient tear-collection stations set up in other neighborhoods? Or will the gubmint be setting up collection tubes in our cars? I want to help.
I’ll bet you give out raisins on Halloween, too.
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That’s the amusing thing about houses that try to rise above their location: in order to attempt to justify the price tag, they myopically focus on the square footage and number of gold toilet seats and master bedrooms finished in plundered marble or whatever; and end up clashing badly with their surroundings.
Plus, most of the people with half a billion dollars to drop on a house would probably rather have a slightly smaller infinity pool and a slightly larger buffer zone between them and the nearest land it’s legal to set up your paparazzi op from. I have no doubt that the architect has concealed the fortress architecture as tactfully as possible; but it’s hard to build too much of that in before a bit of gilded cage creeps in as well.
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I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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Nope, the inner closet’s closet on the her side is the panic room. Seriously, read the room tag.
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you home away from home for your “large family”.
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Hey, if I discovered my house contained a never-ending series of closets, I’d get a little panicky myself.
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Paging Mister Tumnus, white courtesy telephone please, Mister Tumnus.
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i am thinking here it’s more like “release the hounds” on Halloween. Nobody’s getting the full bars!
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If I was the sort of person who thought I needed a panic room, I wouldn’t really want its location detailed in plans available on the internet.
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It comes with its own infinite water supply, so nothing to worry about.
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Overall, for that kind of cash, I’d just as soon buy my own small country. In fact, Palau’s GDP is a steal at 164 million dollars, according to Wikipedia.
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