Originally published at: Former fixer Michael Cohen is fixing to flee the U.S. if Donald Trump wins: "I'd have no choice" (video) - Boing Boing
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Au contraire, you absolutely have a choice. A lot of us are stuck here.
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Something, something, leopard dining habits.
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As ever, a criminal lawyer (in the Saul Goodman sense).
Not that I blame him. He’s enough of a scumbag to know exactly what Putin-esque activities his scumbag former client will engage in immediately upon taking office. The Project 2025 crowd is going to move very fast this time. Vote to make sure they don’t get the chance.
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Work long and hard to get the dystopian grease monster fully established, and then when it doesn’t sufficiently admire your efforts on its behalf and includes you among its enemies you run and hide. (or yes, more adroitly put (c2015): “leopards eating faces party”)
-sigh-
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You and me both, Mickey.
They’ll be camps for “undesirables” if Trump holds power again. Not that there wasn’t the first time with those poor immigrant children.
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I’m telling!
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I’m not going to miss him.
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I think y’all should fix it so that he loses but Cohen thinks he won and leaves the US to hideout somewhere with a false name.
Best of both worlds
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It’s quaint that you think TFG would take a defeat gracefully and without being vengeful. He’ll lash out no matter what, the question is: how big of a whip – or catsup bottle – will he be granted?
Fingers crossed for prison-ration condiments. 
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“Skeevy bastard plans to run from the mess he created, his family, and a former vengeful employer.”
There are no surprises here.
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Long as he doesn’t have any power that’s fine. Lash away in impotent fury, his rage forming a feedback loop until his orange head turns puce and explodes.
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He won’t bloody his tiny, makeup-caked hands. There will be no shortage of loyalists willing to execute pogroms against those who have wronged Glorious Leader in Exile, after all.
Sorry, Cohen. Deal with slime, be forever slimy. I’m not that forgiving, I guess.
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I fled the US shortly after 9/11 for…reasons (that did not involve personal threats). I have never regretted my decision.
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