Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2024/07/30/fox-news-host-rejects-republican-senators-misogyny-and-racism.html
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Cavuto is a moneyCon courtier. He’s a right-wing creep, but he seems to understand that alienating half of the population is bad for business.
I’m surprised Neil Cavuto is still there. He appears to be the only one left who will still periodically call out conservatives for lying, now that Shepard Smith and Chris Wallace are gone.
That guy can keep repeating the phrase “Ding Dong” all he wants but whenever I hear those words I think of a bunch of underdogs celebrating the end of a despotic tyrant.
Sure, the munchkins claim she was a despotic tyrant. Yet somehow they were able to plan a parade, practice a choral victory song and dance, and manufacture matching uniforms for the moment of her death, all while under the oppressive thumb of the “wicked” witch…
The senator also said she was from the loon wing of the Democratic party.
Is that because of the supposed ban on plastic straws?
Or from being from California?
Oh don’t worry, either his bosses at Fox or the rabid right wing hatebase will soon fix that problem.
There’s a lot of overlap between Munchkin culture and Oompa-Loompa culture. Both are known to put on elaborate song-and-dance numbers commemorating events moments after they’ve happened.
They are separated by cynicism and sarcasm.
So Senator Foghorn Leghorn there is just being objective and harps on Neil Cavuto for asking a question. I’m sure to a hick like Senator Leghorn such refinements as considering how name calling might reflect upon a person or wearing shoes might play among his base. Although to be fair, I suspect the people that would vote for him would actually favor such name calling, if not the shoes.
(Am I getting the correct amount of not carrying about someone else’s feelings here? I wouldn’t want the Senator to feel like he was getting special consideration just for being an obvious backwoods bumbling hillbilly or something.)
They’d created those plans many years - maybe even generations ago. They drew up choreography charts, wrote music and lyrics, practiced their moves, designed and made costumes, came up with easy-to-quickly-put-together decorations, the whole shebang, and all in secret.
Well done them, says I.
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