Freaky stick-on shoes for the soles of your feet

I thought that might be the case, but there’s still the issue of being able to stretch to fit the wide variety of foot sizes and shapes while also sticking and providing any protection. There’s a reason why the foot models for this all seem to have the same size and shape feet as the stick-ons.

What I want is the t-shirt she’s wearing that says “Comme des Fuckboys”

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I was going to say that I remember these in the late 80s or early 90s.

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You’d be surprised how popular they are in Hawaii. Nearly everybody I knew growing up had a pair of tabis.

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Unfortunately these aren’t remotely the same thing.They don’t protect all of the bottom of your foot. They just let you slip on the pad.

…and they don’t peel off when you’re frolicking in the surf…

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I think it says “Comme des Fuck Down”. Wouldn’t be to hard to modify a “Comme des Garcons” shirt into a “Comme des FuckGarcons” Franglais equivalent tho.

Sea urchins? Better hope these are made with Kevlar!

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At least my slippers prevent toe stubs, these… offer no such protection

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Huh. I totally never noticed that Ferrigno’s Hulk had green hair.

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30 comments and not one single Late Stage Capitalism?

Whats wrong with you folks?!?!?!

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How far we have fallen from God’s light.

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God’s light is overrated.

Yes but there are far less calories than standard God.

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Aw, come on, I’m supposed to get one day off a week, ain’t I?

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The hope is to not slip onto them since finding a clear path is pretty easy, something my bare feet struggle with at times.

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