Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/06/free-deaths-offered.html
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Of course, the people who get out of the coffins aren’t the same ones who got in. This is the bridgehead in the Invasion of the Body-Swappers!
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I’ll have cake, please.
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I wouldn’t say no to un petit mort, but this sounds like more than I’m looking for.
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We’re out of cake. We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.
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The company’s president could not be reached for comment.
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I’ll be at my own funeral, dead or alive, but I’ll be there.
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They totally stole that idea from Empire Records. Before you know it, they’ll be offering a service when you lose your virginity to Rex Manning.
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I’ll probably be late to mine.
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Shocked this isn’t a Tory Manifesto pledge seeing as they’ve been openly evil so far this week.
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Revolving/false coffin bases.
(Wasn’t that a McGuffin in a film? Bond?)
Also
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This is awesome. Death is so stigmatized in the West that we would never be able to see this as anything but “macabre”, but contemplating death is shown to produce all kinds of good social and personal outcomes.
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They wouldn’t let you out of the coffin, then Jacob Rees-Mogg will victim blame you at the crematorium.
no /s, because it seems too plausible at the moment.
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Can the service be retro-active?
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The ratio of people to cake is too big!
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Or worse, they just follow through and bury you alive.
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When there is no more cake in Hell, the Dead shall walk the Earth!
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