Originally published at: Free haircuts | Boing Boing
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I’ve heard the camera adds ten pounds but I didn’t know that it could wield a machete.
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Poor marketing.
Change to “Punk Rock Haircut: $25 No posers”
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Add “sushi” under live bait and that’s perfect.
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I deliver too!
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I like that they seem to specialize in “The Hulk”.
I am soooo close to my second self hair cut. I could go get it done… but I did OK the first time, save myself some money.
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He should try using scissors instead.
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don’t forget–
piercings
urinalysis
deli
demolition
daycare
if you’re going to make a bad decision, this is your one-stop shop!
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I’m going to assume it may take a while to fix a flat because the pickled eggs need to be eaten and digested first?
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“Palm reader, live bait, voodoo dolls (made while you wait).”
That has a bit of musicality and rhythm to it.
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this was my first thought. Tom Waits could easily work it into Step Right Up
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Now let’s be fair. . . for all we know these haircuts are exactly what the customers requested.
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Not necessarily in that order. Oh, and I added “gestalt moments” for shits and giggles.
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Let’s just go down to Weird Al’s Hardware Store!
edit: link bad; went to wrong song.
also, ‘automatic circumcisers’ o_O
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Do you get much passing trade from Gorilla’s? I tried Guerilla Marketing, but I was so good at hiding out in the jungle, that I never got any traction.
“Pickled Eggs” really cracked me up.
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