Free meth in Baltimore (if you're an aquatic biofilm)


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Probably tiny doses that will have no effect, but probably isn’t good enough.


I sure hope all this meth doesn’t contaminate our geologic reservoirs of fracking fluid.


it doesn’t mean you’ll be getting high off your tap water any time soon

Yeah, but EVENTUALLY, right?


They told me I could be anything—

so I became an aquatic biofilm.


Great. Next thing you know, I’ll be out taking a wilderness stroll and some Frog will come along offering to do anything for $10. While desperately showing off how long his tongue is.


I just found a reason for a wilderness stroll…




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