"Freedom Franks" are red, white, and blue hot dogs, flavored with vanilla, fruit punch, and blue razzberry

[boingboing]

Originally published at: "Freedom Franks" are red, white, and blue hot dogs, flavored with vanilla, fruit punch, and blue razzberry | Boing Boing

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[anon61221983]

[some_guy]

“Freedom Franks.” Now my stomach contents are demanding freedom.

[sqlrob]

@boingboing

“Nathan’s Famous Beef Frank Meat Seltzer.”

If this was Jones, I could believe it.

[anon67050589]

[lastchance]

[some_guy]

I commented before I realized it was a joke. But the fact I even believed it says something about American food. Dont get me wrong, we have some great food, but we also love some total garbage food.

[FGD135]

Finally something to pair with my Freedom Fries.

[anon65433207]

There’s FRUIT in them there Freedom Franks?