And no severance pay!*
*Stolen from PDQ Bach
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“needs to be available 24/7”
Come on, how fast does his hair grow? Can you imagine an emergency hair cut at 3 AM, and the conversation. My hair was fine at 7 PM, but as 11 PM was approaching, it was getting bad, and I knew by midnight, this couldn’t wait till morning
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It might be cheaper to train a normal worker with said security clearance to cut people’s hair.
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Some perspective: the original meaning of French Haircut concerns the 56% of earnings that independent contractors have to pay the govt every month to keep the safety net running. The safety net is a good thing, but what outsiders don’t always get is that of the 132K$ that this guy is ‘paid’, maybe 60K$ is left. And he pays income taxes on that.
Having said that, it is a juicy story.
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Have scissors.
Will travel.
And y’all made fun of Bibi’s coiffeur costs.
Translation: “The President wears a rug.”
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Yeah, but that means you have to share your barbers with everyone else. Ick!
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Ah … chère madame, vos lobes d’oreilles sont comme des têtes de poisson.
–Limekiller Bloom County
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