Frightened fliers rejoice! Sacralize your seating with faux stained glass windows

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/16/frightened-fliers-rejoice-sac.html

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As an art project this is awesome.
That being said, I hope the sales don’t, er, take off.

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This isn’t really a cure for aviophobia; it is just about colouring people’s perceptions! I can see right through it!

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Rainbow tinted glasses.

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Not to be a wet blanket, but the FAA has strict ideas about making what might appear to be superficial modifications to aircraft. I daresay they’d take a rather dim view of this.

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Yeah, not to mention those extra lines to emphasize the fragility of windows…and highlight the cracks. :fearful:

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Sacralization:
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A wonderfully fun piece of plastic that will undoubtedly benefit the environment.

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Do they have them in different themes?

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For domestic flights only?

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Does it have the little hole near the bottom of the window?

No, it doesn’t.

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Nor does the pane it’s being stuck to, so no problem.

Edit: typo correction

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Pah, it’s not like it was faux cracks or bullet holes.

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And yet, they tolerate knee defenders? That is, I’ve never heard a definitive FAA prohibition on them (when it seems there should be one).

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This one is the international version for the coming months.
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Scratch your moment of gaze-through epiphany as you witness asswads of flames shooting from your inboard engine.

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The hole goes through the middle pane of the three-pane window.

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Aww, come on - this is perfect for the Boeing 737 MAX.

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Make one of the Twilight Zone gremlin and you got yourself a customer.

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