Gotta agree, it’s like having a Red Delicious and deciding apples are gross. No, you just got some bad samples; there are 28 other legit choices out there, and if they just throw in a mechanic that lets the IBS crowd adapt it (it’s Irvine, one in three residents is also a Rabbi X it’s Irvine, they probably have a programmable centrifuge) you’re in for a treat.
Also the game doesn’t seem fun, but Ground House surely has fixes for that short of nine-star pepper heat.