Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

The craziest part about this is that some investors might actually be considering taking him up on it:

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We’re still doing the Musk must have some agenda rather than simply being an impetuous dumbass thing, huh? :face_exhaling:

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How could he possibly be dumb! He’s SOOOOO rich! /s

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He meant to shoot himself in the dick!

So the jokes really on us.

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Not only that, but he designs and builds cars, rockets and tunnels all by himself. /s

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No, I don’t think he has an agenda. I think he believed people would love him and do what he says, and now he’s upset and going to take away something people loved because he can, because he’s an impetuous dumbass.

I absolutely think he doesn’t have to have an agenda from the start to take it down to decide he wants to remind people how better he is than everyone else because he’s richer than everyone else, and I think he’ll have more than enough money even after this fails to continue to be this level of rich.

This isn’t an intricate plan to do this. It’s the bully pissing in the sandbox because he saw people he didn’t like having fun.

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That sure sounds like you thought he had a plan.

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Someone just sent this to me after the above discussion:

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Drink Reaction GIF by Laff

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Well duh, Musk is a hero who took all the links down! (/s)

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Yes, but what would they know? Who are you going to trust: the people whose job it is to investigate crimes, or the guy who is playing Service Jenga with the worlds most expensive immediately regretted impulse purchase and has lots of employees whose job it is to remind him how smrt he is?

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Let’s pull that image over!

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Hehe…

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He’ll never be in any real danger of becoming a non-rich person, or even a non-Billionaire, but I wouldn’t be surprised if his tenure as “richer than everyone else” is essentially over.

He owes a huge portion of his wealth—maybe the vast majority of his wealth—to the finely crafted public image of Musk a tech genius and brilliant investor. That image is now irrevocably damaged for the foreseeable future. Demand for his cars is plummeting, major advertisers want nothing to do with any of his companies and potential business partners are all going to be a lot more wary than they might have been a few months ago.

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So, Grimes lives “near the gas station,” and has a stalker, but it is one who is willing to say things like Elon was interfering with Uber Eats order assignments. There had been another stalker (with a restraining order the year Grimes started dating Elon), but no news stories on this one previously.

And of course, Twitter can’t be easily searched for the quoted tweet because of some combination of lack of maintainers, an incredibly fickle owner, and Twitter search never seemed to be great without knowing all of the account names involved.

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It’s a funny photoshop but the “America’s Choice 2020” logo on the right kind of gives the game away.

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Obviously so.

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Sometimes the only way to win, is to not play the game. I deactivated my account when he walked in with a sink.

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