Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

Goddamn, that’s ugly.

It’s like a teen boy from the 80’s Homer Simpsoned up the offspring of a Aztek and an alcoholic DeLorean.

And the other auto makers got their EV pickups to market way ahead of Musk. He’s following again - not leading. And they’re not crapboxes.

The Rosie Ruiz of industry.

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I love Stunts.

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Talk crap about bologna, but don’t confuse that with proper mortadella.

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Who doesn’t dream of feeling like a direct to video space marine?

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I always think “‘Damnation Alley’ was a dystopia”, whenever I see the cybertruck

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That is a truly ugly machine. I can see no practical value in this thing whatsoever.

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What about as a clear signal about who to avoid? It’s the 2023 equivalent of a gun rack in the back next to a Calvin peeing on Ford/Chevy decal.

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I think they cater to different fan bases. The rolling coal types probably hate EV’s of any brand.

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Also from the 16th:

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Yeah. First time someone uses that as a truck and it’s going to fall apart. Ye gods and little fishes it is ugly. Like, astoundingly horrid. I would never buy a Tesla car, but at least their aesthetics are ok.

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The advantage is the low polygon count. Remember Musk believes we live in a simulation…this is him doing his part not to overload the GPU.

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Lol!

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That’s exactly what it reminds me of! Old video games with low poly that were done very badly

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Just imagine what Tesla starts integrating Starlink on.

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Well this is one way to plug leaks to media, I suppose.

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Elon Musk is getting sued for non-payment of rent for Twitter offices. He also didn’t pay for two flights.

I know that the super-rich don’t play by the same rules as the rest of us but how does one even board a plane without paying for a ticket?

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Jet rental, I think. You think he shares a flight with the commoners?

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I’m pretty sure these would be the flights which were made by Twitter employees while the deal was being closed.

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/3770185-private-jet-provider-sues-twitter-for-allegedly-refusing-to-pay-for-flights/

The complaint states Twitter and PJS signed an agreement in June 2020 to allow Twitter to book charter passenger transportation services through PJS.



Jack Sweeney has totaled the 2022 stats for N628TS. ~ 1,895 tons of CO2 emissions.

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On Dec. 29 at about 12 p.m. local time, police spotted a Tesla driving down Autobahn 70 leaving Bamberg, Germany, and heading toward Bayreuth, according to a news release from Bavarian police.

Officers attempted to stop the Tesla, but the vehicle did not pull over. The car was traveling at about 70 miles per hour and did not slow down or speed up during the attempted traffic stop, officials noticed.

Officers pulled up next to the Tesla’s driver’s side window and noticed the driver, only identified as a 45-year-old male, reclined in his seat with his eyes closed and his hands off the steering wheel.

“This strengthened the suspicion that he had left the controls to the autopilot and had fallen asleep,” police said.

The driver eventually woke up after 15 minutes into the pursuit and followed police instructions to pull over.

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Strengthened the suspicion?
No shit, Sherlock.

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