Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

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How are things going with that $44 billion investment?

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And chances are thatā€™s still optimistic.

ETA: And it looks like my bankruptcy prediction was wrong. I thought heā€™d file before these grants.

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Honestly, I think heā€™s going to end up having to be talked down to a 15 billion dollar offering at least. 15 billion to buy with an investor having to spend another 5 billion to put out all of the fires Elon started there and another 2 to 4 billion to doing some serious upgrades for twitter to compete with the upstarts who got started specifically because they smelled blood in the water with how Elon was effing things up.

Itā€™s still going to be quite the task to get the company profitable in 3 to 4 years.

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I think itā€™s quite the task to make sure it EXISTS in 3 to 4 years

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But not the ranking stuff that Elon promised? Figures.

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Not paying severance will have zero consequences.

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The executive who spoke with the NYT are primarily concerned that revelations gleaned from the stolen code could empower future hacking efforts, either by revealing new exploits or allowing bad actors to access Twitter user data.

Those new API pricing plans are going well.

More seriously, David Pierce at The Verge linked to the DMCA takedown request. It looks like the account wasnā€™t active until January. Seems this wasnā€™t one of the accounts the company had been using which was still controlled by former Twitter developers, reported on in December.

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If a source code leak enables access to user data you have some serious endemic problems. Probably ones youā€™d find in due diligence.

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ā€œInverse startup??ā€ Not sure what thatā€™s supposed to mean, but he seems to be admitting that Twitter is currently worth less than half of what he paid for it.

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Wouldnā€™t an ā€œinverse startupā€ be a shutdown? Seems like Elonā€™s expressing an unusually clear-eyed and honest view of the track Twitter is onā€¦

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ā€œWeā€™ve generated record inverse profits this quarter with no sign of slowing down!ā€

This is like a case study for how to run a company on Bizarroā€™s planet.

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But the blame is on the bots, now powered by a new buzzword, of course.

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ā€œItā€™s only fine when I do itā€ is basically the entire code of ethics for the right at this point.

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