Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

Thereā€™s a huge flaw in this analysis, and itā€™s assuming most semis operate at full capacity. I know they are out there, but I donā€™t know what percent are operating long haul that way - but a lot of what trucks are hauling is dead space in the form of packaging. I really donā€™t think that you can dismiss a 2/3 capacity semi as a complete failure considering the goal isnā€™t to make identical performance so much as an electric option.

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ā€œSelf madeā€ my arseā€¦

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Says it doesnā€™t make sense for anyone to buy ā€œfull self drivingā€ option he sells.

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2pl5v1_phixr

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ā€˜Refused to take a meetingā€™ is a helluva euphemism for ā€œHe told me to fuck off.ā€

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200% asshole!

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Sounds more like ā€œA frank exchange of viewsā€

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ā€œI did it to piss off Joey Tim.ā€

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Is someone from the WH lurking in this thread?

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Individuals and corporations looking to secure ad space, will be able to buy tokens, using cryptocurrencies, allowing them to locate and design a pixel on the satelliteā€™s screen. There are five tokens that can be purchased that will affect the pixels differently: Beta and Rho, which will determine the placement of an advertisement on the screen, Gamma and Kappa for the Colour and brightness and XI, to determine the duration of an ad.

tl;dr: {{insert blockchain chaos magick}}

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Futurama__satellite advertising

(Actually, itā€™s not like this at all. Itā€™s a satellite with a display and a selfie stick.)

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bUt NoW wE doNā€™t HaVE tO rEly On tHe RuSkiEzā€¦ /a

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This reminds me of a website waywayback, that would place your advertising glyph on their home page, size and position dependent on a complex algorithm called ā€œmoneyā€, and nowhere in their business model did they explain why anyone would ever want to visit the page.

Unless they plan to orbit a jumbotron bigger than a football stadium, whatā€™s the point? (And if they are, itā€™s time to test those satellite-killer systems. Or hack it.)

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Here you go
http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

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Yes, thatā€™s it! Just as ugly as I remember.

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Are you referring to this?

http://www.milliondollarhomepage.com/

ETA: I really need to read down threads :roll_eyes:

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