Fuck Elon Musk (Part 1)

‘Chief Twit’ Musk delivers bathroom furniture to Twitter HQ … but not Tesla results

Instead of delivering Tesla’s expected quarterly revenue, CEO Elon Musk decided to take a bathroom sink to the headquarters of Twitter, the social media platform he bid for in April.

The hamfisted prank coincided with the eve of the deadline to complete the $44 billion takeover of the popular social media platform, which at one point saw its value collapse 40 percent on the offer price. Musk has since attempted to abandon the deal, which he failed to do last month.

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I still had a burner account I mostly just used to read posts from a few select users but I deleted it this morning just to make sure I am not supporting this debacle in any way, shape or form.

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He also sends hardware into space, which Russia began doing 65 years ago.
This is such a great closing statement.
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Elon Musk wants Twitter to ‘help humanity’

Bill Hader Smile GIF

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On the one hand - it’s going to be a complete Nazi shitshow online before the election. On the other hand - he’s going to lose tens of billions of dollars.

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Mucks is saying that Trump will be back on the Twitters by Monday.

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go fuck yourself middle finger GIF

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That’s terrible news, but at least the investors in Truth Social are even more screwed than they were already.

May both companies fail hard.

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Does this mean Ye will be nudged to buy Parler and Truth Social?

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Sad Kristen Bell GIF

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Everybody is talking about what he is going to do with Twitter but I haven’t yet seen any analysis how this will go down in other regulatory environments, such as the EU.

I don’t think the Commission will stand idly by when hate speech takes over the “town square”.

I expect some fines being levied, some grandstanding by Musk that he won’t pay and then him backing down when he realises that the EU absolutely will cut him out of the market if they want.

ETA: just found this:

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true cat GIF

Pop Tv GIF by Schitt's Creek

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