(Except the bucket has a big hole in the bottom of it)
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Where have I heard that one before.
"Milo chortled proudly. “I don’t buy eggs from Malta,” he confessed… “I buy them in Sicily at one cent apiece and transfer them to Malta secretly at four and a half cents apiece in order to get the price of eggs up to seven cents when people come to Malta looking for them.”
“Then you do make a profit for yourself,” Yossarian declared.
“Of course I do. But it all goes to the syndicate. And everybody has a share. Don’t you understand? It’s exactly what happens with those plum tomatoes I sell to Colonel Cathcart.”
“Buy,” Yossarian corrected him. “You don’t sell plum tomatoes to Colonel Cathcart and Colonel Korn. You buy plum tomatoes from them.”
“No, sell,” Milo corrected Yossarian. “I distribute my plum tomatoes in markets all over Pianosa under an assumed name so that Colonel Cathcart and Colonel Korn can buy them up from me under their assumed names at four cents apiece and sell them back to me the next day at five cents apiece. They make a profit of one cent apiece, I make a profit of three and a half cents apiece, and everybody comes out ahead.”
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The sequel, Catch 2022, isn’t nearly as funny as the original.
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Elon Musk said Sunday that free staff lunches at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters were costing more than $400 per meal because ‘almost no one’ was in the office.
Hawkins said of Musk’s estimate: "This is a lie. I ran this program up until a week ago when I resigned because I didn’t want to work for @elonmusk.
“For breakfast & lunch we spent $20-$25 a day per person. This enabled employees to work thru lunchtime & mtgs. Attendance was anything from 20-50% in the offices.”
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with Musk slated to take the stand later this week.
A Tesla (TSLA.O) shareholder hopes to prove during the five-day trial that Musk used his dominance over the electric vehicle maker’s board to dictate terms of the 2018 package, which did not even require him to work at Tesla full-time.
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Obvious spoilers: some of Elon’s fanboys are also dicks
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By a suspicious coincidence, this was the solution to today’s wordwheel in the i newspaper.
Hmmm /s
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Wow, I can really picture it: teenage Elon asking for a new pc for the 9th time in the same month cause they keep crashing. I wish I had the luxury. No wonder his mom thinks he’s a genius, “Oh, my boy, such a computer whiz- he just can’t get enough!”
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who would spend 155k on a brand of car that is known to have those issues, and then be surprised?
does not compute.
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The other 11% had no reply as they were packing up their things because they just got fired.
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I’ll give Pedo Guy credit where credit is due. He was telling the truth with this tweet:
His takeover of Twitter is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I do feel bad for the people he fired though
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The findings were grim: only 2% of Twitter employees said they’d recommend the workplace to their friends or family — and just one 1% said the recent layoffs had been carried out in a respectful and dignified manner.
so i guess they also asked musk, then rounded up?
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Soooooo… less trends about the LDP and more trends about the latest outfit debut from a Hololive girl. Got it.
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