Here you go.
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Is it wrong how much Iām enjoying this whole dumpster fire, even while knowing that it has negative ramifications which will reach further than just Muskās own reputation and fortune being whittled down?
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Thank you tumblr:
(NSFW image)
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He should lock himself out if thatās his worry.
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not good then
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Elon came in like a 
wrecking ballā¦
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Soz 
Iāll keep it down to a duller roar from now on.
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Multi-tasker Musk expects to reduce time at Twitter, seek another leader
Elon Musk, disruptor extraordinaire of the social media platform he bought for $44 billion isnāt planning to run Twitter permanently on a full-time basis and says a CEO will be hired.
The worldās richest man ā who is also CEO at Tesla and SpaceX ā made the comments when he testified yesterday during a lawsuit brought by shareholders who claim his $56 billion compensation pack awarded by the electric car company was too high.
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Immediately ruling himself out was Jack Dorsey, Twitter co-founder and the former CEO at the business. He was asked by a fellow user on Twitter if heād accept the position and replied āNopeā.
Twitter might not be the only chief exec office that Musk is prepared to vacate. According to the Wall Street Journal, Tesla board member James Murdoch yesterday said during the shareholder lawsuit trial that Musk had previously identified a possible replacement at Tesla but he didnāt name that potential successor.
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_Twitter has sucked up a lot of Muskās time, particularly since the deal closed a fortnight ago, and he expects the major restructuring work to be done this week. It has been a period of massive upheaval for the workforce at the social media platform.
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The employees remaining at Twitter could be forgiven for hoping a change in leadership, if not ownership, comes sooner rather than later.
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https://downdetector.com/status/twitter/
ETA
Guess itās actually fact checks on progressives thatās bringing Twitter to its kneesā¦
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āSome people are still around in accounting though, Iām told.ā
I mean, someone has to help file for Chapter 11ā¦
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Attn: Neuralink staff, this is Chief Neura Elon. We are going HARDCORE! All staff report to the company cafeteria to receive your implant thingy. Somebody get me some scalpels.
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āHow do you make a small fortune in social media?ā Musk asked. āStart out with a large one.ā
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Nope, not in the slightest, this dumpster fire is hilarious 
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The ancient Greeks would have written several plays about this story.
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Get paid upfront if you take this job.
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