Fuck Elon Musk (Part 2)

Maybe 18 months ago…

ah, monorails, the transportation solution of the future…

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Rushed to production? You don’t say.

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space-jesus holds a sermon for his flock. and the flock doesnt give a shit (debunk by common sense sceptic);

elno talks about his plan to his employees (yes, the crowd are only employees of spacex) to save humanity and establish a self-sustainable colony on mars with one million people within 20 years…again and still. all his talking points from a decade ago. the exact same bullshit.

cringe as fuck and completly delusional.

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Confused Mohawk Girls GIF

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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“curb the bot problem”

You mean those bots that have the $8Chan mark? You’re gonna charge those?

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okay. but do they need to be like alive, or whatever?

eta:

bot in bio /// random slash marks

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As is typical, Musk fails to cite the original source of this plan:

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https://www.reuters.com/legal/transactional/x-tells-brazils-top-court-it-will-continue-comply-with-rulings-2024-04-15/

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There’s a scene in Walter Isaacson’s new biography of Elon Musk that unintentionally captures the essence of the book:

[Max] Levchin was at a friend’s bachelor pad hanging out with Musk. Some people were playing a high-stakes game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Although Musk was not a card player, he pulled up to the table. “There were all these nerds and sharpsters who were good at memorizing cards and calculating odds,” Levchin says. “Elon just proceeded to go all in on every hand and lose. Then he would buy more chips and double down. Eventually, after losing many hands, he went all in and won. Then he said “Right, fine, I’m done.” It would be a theme in his life: avoid taking chips off the table; keep risking them.

That would turn out to be a good strategy. (page 86)

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Presenting the all-new, 2024, Wankpanzer IncEl Camino. Available wherever facist manbabies cry.

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so, basically the good ol “fake it till you make it”; yeah. good strategy. genius. /s

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Performance be damned!

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Tesla board: “Elon, you’re fired!”
Dalek: “Thank you.”
Zzzzap!

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