… of course it doesn’t really qualify as parody when that exact story has already been on “Doctor Who”
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Even Davros had problems along that line.
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The use of “Heart Of Gold” for the first ship was a new one to me - Douglas Adams would have ripped him a new arsehole in any debate.
The whole speech is just more proof of how delusional he is - if it were even needed.
How does it end?
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Well we know he get’s pissy whenever somebody outnerds him
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While replying to another user, Musk later added that new accounts would be able to post after three months of creation without paying a fee.
ah. so the created bot-accounts would be back in time when the election gets hot? genius.
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those tunnels would work perfectly well if it weren’t for all the cars…
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Las Vegas is freaking amazing; they’ll dedicate the time, resources and engineering expertise to fill the desert with swimming pools and build larger-than-life reproductions of famous monuments and have nightly pirate ship battles and construct roller coasters on top of skyscrapers and build a spherical TV screen the size of the Death Star but they won’t put in a simple light rail system to alleviate traffic.
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Well… the Mazda 3 is a rally car at heart.
What kind of chairborne ranger do you have to be to think that’s off-road?
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I’m not entirely certain that Xitter account isn’t satire. The phrasing feels like it could be, and I’m not bothering to go there to check.
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After taking his truck to the beach and stopping off at a car wash to clean it up, he parked the truck in his garage, where it decided to just stop working for a while. The screen, which runs all functions of the truck, went black, and wouldn’t respond at all, even after performing the factory prescribed reboot procedure.
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The Cybertruck’s owners manual does caution against ever washing the truck in direct sunlight, and there is a section expressly mentioning that the truck has to be switched into “Car Wash Mode” before washing to avoid damage to parts of the vehicle.
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X’s AI bot is so dumb it can’t tell the difference between a bad game and vandalism
Shooting bricks in basketball and throwing bricks at people’s homes are NOT the same thing, Grok.
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Well clearly it’s the owner’s own fault if their vehicle sustains damage because they’re too stupid to put it into “car wash mode” or “heavy traffic mode” or “light rain mode” or “parking indoors mode” or “direct sunlight mode.”
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don’t worry. they’re only two years away from full self-modeing mode
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“Tesla not responsible for ice cream-based damage sustained to vehicles that were not set to operate in à la mode.”
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