ETA: Store link if you want to read the full copy and see other pictures.
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Are they also selling CYBERBASEBALL, the only object in existence known to damage the Cybertruck (other than sand, rain, sun, soap, grass, salt, mean xits, and cyberfoot on accelerator)?
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why is telsa selling coffins? 
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It really does look like that, doesnât it. Bad cut and paste, I was trying to keep the image reasonably sized.
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Ooh, a hammer would be great for gym use! Trying to lift it up I guess. I assume the Cyberhammer is like a reverse Mjölnir and only the unworthy can move it?
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oh, i donât think youâre to blame on this one.
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Cyberhammer is final sale. No warranty offered or implied. Cyberhammer may consist of chalk, aluminum, lead, lead-pewter, papier-maché, or hollow cast-iron, depending on availability.
NOTE: DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN CYBERHAMMER
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Thatâs only because the worthy are laughing too hard to manage to pick it up.
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I wonder if I could make people believe this is a cyberanvil:
Itâs got the right aesthetic, no?
(Theyâre Nimba anvils, the big one is 450lbs and $2.5k)
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Username checks out.
And yes please, I am a sucker for a good anvil.
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They actually are pretty useful! A hammer has a weight at the end of a long lever, so you can adjust things by changing your grip. Swinging it around, or hitting something like an old tractor tire, is a good workout for your arms, grip, and core.
Of course, a sledgehammer from a hardware store costs maybe fifty dollars, and a fancy purpose-made workout hammer is 150-200 dollars. So the ugly lump of a âcyberhammerâ is ridiculously overpriced like anything else Tesla-related.
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Fortunately- they can take that right back to the dealership. /s
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Tesla spent around $2 million on lidar tech, according to a quarterly earnings report from Luminar.
Oh and:
The Cybertruckâs massive windshield doesnât mesh well with the Texas sun.
I questioned whether anyone tested the sun visors.
Want to fast charge on a non-Tesla plug? Good luck.
The truck lacks door handles in the ceiling.
The wheel covers are easily damaged.
Traffic-aware cruise control was far from perfect.
Beware, children, of the death frunk.
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Admittedly veering way off topic but⊠I use this thing:
In addition to being a beautiful piece of woodwork and an absolute pleasure to hold, the adjustability makes it easy to do progressive overload, especially if you get one of those micro-plate sets with 1/4lb weights.
Sadly, no longer in production since the cost of wood and manufacture increased too much. You can find a similar product on eBay from a company called âDangerouslyFitâ (ugh) but I canât attest for it personally and i donât find it as elegant aesthetically. Which is a thing with workout gear. weirdly?
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Makes total sense to me. Itâs like a musical instrument: it is and should be a thing of beauty that makes you want to pick it up.
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and put it down.
and pick it up.
and put it down.
and âŠ
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Anvils? Picard. Accept no substitutes.
https://www.oezwerk.de/c/produkte/picard-schmiedewerkzeuge/picard-amboss-und-co
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I get mine from Acme.
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And a lot of good it does you, travelling genius.
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