Fuck Elon Musk (Part 2)

Also projection. “Who among us hasn’t gone through a third person to commit business and election fraud to pay off the porn star they’d had sex with to avoid bad press during an election campaign? Or something like it.”

Suspicious Monkey GIF by MOODMAN

“Anyone” means “I”, and he’s basically confessing to having done all sorts of felonious shit (which, you know, we already guessed), and if Trump can go down for it, now he’s worried that he can too.

I mean, what’s the point of being the richest man on the earth, if laws still actually applied to you?

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Great damage, Musky?

It’s renewed my hope for the American Judicial System.

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… he could always go back to Pretoria if he doesn’t like it — but I can just imagine what he’d have to say about the legal system there :thinking:

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Now that Al Capone has been convicted on something as trivial as tax evasion, can any mobster feel safe? :cry:

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Musk Accused of $7.5 Billion of Insider Trades in Investor Suit

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with any luck, it’ll be as good as the one with de santis

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Sounds like someone spent an afternoon looking at Elon’s ongoings on Google News

(Associated Press reprint)

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The F-150 won. It wasn’t even close.

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Well ya see they just forgot to put it into mud flat mode. Had they done that the Wankpanzer would have easily won.

/s of course

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The real test is to race through the remains of a city destroyed by robots while chased by mutant cannibal bikers. I don’t think the Cybertruck would perform any better but that’s definitely the scenario they had in mind while designing it.

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Obviously wankpanzer doors are for slicing and dicing the zombies.

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just wait for the update. it’ll fix drag racing, and crossing rivers, and towing capacity, and the front that fell off

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Maybe it has started to sink in that he won’t be Emperor of Mars after all?

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Balderdash. First rule of tactical: must be black.

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The fact that their entire website is only made of stock photos is not a good sign. The only “up-fitted” vehicle that’s actually shown is the “Admin Model Y”. Shows who really buys this stuff. It’s not the front lines.

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That seems like a really, really bad idea; but then, this is a cybertruck, so we can just add it to the list of really bad ideas that already got us to this point.

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