Where, no seriously, where is my puke emoji?
How sad are these knuckleheads going to be when they find out car values depreciate over time?
Just like a Trump toilet.
America 2
YāALL! I saw one! In the wildā¦ a wankpanzer! It was ugly, yāallā¦ just pure uglyā¦
Now, the CEO says that it will drive āover a yearā before getting one intervention:
Two other versions are in earlier stages of testing: 12.5 and 12.6, which could be called v14 and v15. We are starting to get to the point where, once known bugs are fixed, it will take over a year of driving to get even one intervention.
What about the unknown bugs?
it will be able to drive ā5 to 10x more miles per interventionā.
So it currently is only 1-2 interventions per month? Yeaahhhhh right.
By the end of November 2023, there were approximately 2 million reservations for the Cybertruck with Wedbush Securities analyst Dan Ives estimating that only 30 to 40 percent would convert into actual sales.
No matter which figure you use, unless Tesla ramps up production dramatically, the average punter will have to wait longer for their Cybertruck than my granddad had to wait for his Trabant 601 back in the day.
Reasons.
buried in the flieĆtext and quoted below to clarify what that actually meant;
East German buyers were placed on a waiting-list of up to thirteen years
Some Tesla shareholders say diverting Nvidia chips is further proof that Elon Musk doesnāt deserve a multibillion-dollar pay package
Elon Musk may āstep backā if shareholders reject $56bn pay package, Tesla chair warns
and be barred from ever purchasing another Tesla again.
Donāt threaten me with a good time.