Maybe it’s Tree Mode? Better check the manual.
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Say it ain’t so.
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Are those people we might recognise?
It looks like it would look cute on a beach buggy but then you remember this is full on WankPanzer and can’t even handle sand.
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Car runs on electricity, pork and beans.
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It’s the band Weezer.
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At least he knows that he’s never going to keep that low quality stainless looking good.
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It’s okay if your boot leaks as you can put in six IKEA plastic boxes in it (ensuring it’s useless as a pickup truck) for the low low price of $225 for three or $450 for the whole boot.
Sorry “cyber truck vault”.
https://shop.tesla.com/product/cybertruck-vault-cargo-bins
Wank harder Stans!
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The car “unveil event”, that’s like unscheduled disassembly isn’t it?
Advertising Newspeak was the future Orwell couldn’t predict.
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It’s a cult.
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… the techs had to drill into the frunk to get access to the manual release. … service told him it was a problem with the 12-volt battery but since the truck is dead and locked up, they can’t access the 12-volt, which is in the frunk. None of this matters though because the Cybertruck doesn’t even have a 12-volt battery.
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Somebody didn’t read the training manual!
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ph’nglui mglw’nafh Exa Dark Sideræl T’xas wgah’nagl fhtagn!
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Hm. Musk should consider all the dirty tricks Microsoft did to rivals, or anyone remotely in their path, under Gates, and Melinda isn’t around to moderate him any more.
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