It slices and dices fast.
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Form ignores function.
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âonlyâ seven stitches. That seems like a lot for a finger to me.
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I sliced my right ringer finger off as a teen (ring caught on roof flashing as I jumped down) but thanks to being full of cheap beer, it wasnât that painful.
Iâm going to speculate that the Kardashians will see all the attention that getting injured gained them and weâll see a slew of âKardashians getting injuredâ posts. Will it escalate to Karshasians getting dismembered and killed for more and more attention? Stay tuned? 
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And nothing of value was lost.
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That didnât take long.
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So, no change from Elmo.
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I imagine that Musk is in a pretty good mood today, what with all the increased traffic on his platform:
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how many times is he going to endorse trump
Musk Donates to Trump, Tapping Fortune to Swing 2024 Race
Elon Musk says he's 'leaning away' from Biden after Trump meeting
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Sure. Thereâs nothing surprising here. Musk making this about him is very on brand.
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when did you ever leaned towards biden, elmo? godfuckingdamnit!
Trump has something Musk wants: constant attention. Biden doesnât.
Theyâre also natural bedfellows in that they are bullshit con artists.
Also racist misogynistic white supremacists obvs.
And hate workers.
And the environment.
Thereâs really not a lot there on the other side except subsidies for electric cars which is why he used to care about pretending to be a centrist white suprematist, misogynist.
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Ugh. No thanks.
There are a lot more worthwhile things to with ~1 mio bucks.
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âThey hate workersâ
but also, âthey are hateworkersâ 
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Totes. I often read myself back and discover I was unclear. In this case I actually saw the ambiguity and thought it was doubleplusgood.
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