Fuck Elon Musk (Part 2)

Nick Pickles

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FFS:

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People get ready!

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In 2040 Musk will be literally and metabolically 69 years old, and he is going to produce a small country’s worth of CO2 trying to write NICE on the night sky as a birthday present to himself. :weary:

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literally, elon, not one of those eggs is yours.

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If they’re uncrewed, there are a whole lot of transfer windows. He sounds like he’s repeating something from someone who knew what they were talking about, but he didn’t really understand it at all. (And I wouldn’t know a Hohmann transfer from a torch-burn, but hopefully I’d mentally tag that and catch-up.)

And so what? Unless Dilbert Stank has a major Mars exploration program in his parts, what’s he going to do, launch a CyberTruck at it?

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Counterpoint: No, Elon, they won’t.

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oh no, hes just repeating himself since at least 2012 with this bs of the Mars Colonial Transporter, and since 2018 its always just 2-4 years away.

and of course not a word about artemis 3.

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Navigation systems will be by Level 5 Self Driving.

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they will just jump straight from level zero to level X. because elno best trillionaire engineer eva. so d.o.g.e…

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The next transfer window will open on 4/20.

/s

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I can’t believe anyone who has spent any time at all seriously contemplating the feasibility of a Mars colony really believes we are “about 20 years away” from building a self-sustaining city on Mars. That probably won’t be a realistic goal for centuries, if ever.

Again—we can’t even build a self-sustaining city in Antarctica, where you can get breathable air and drinkable water and human-appropriate gravity and cosmic radiation shielding for free.

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Honestly, I’ll be impressed if we have a crewed mission to Mars within 20 years.

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Can’t we still send Musk on an expedition to live there for 10 years?

I’m sure he can survive if he has a few sacks of potatoes to grow from.

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