“Musk said he was not afraid to die”
But he’s scared shitless about prison.
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It’s really easy to be brave in the face of things you know won’t happen to you. Like he might as well say he’s not worried about the government sending centipedes to eat his testicles for all the plausibility it has.
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Had a disturbing thought today. With Trump we will have to listen to his yammering for maybe another 10 years or so unless he does us a favour and succumbs to heart disease earlier than that. But with Musk, we may have him yelling in our faces and being fucking unbearable for another forty years
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He’s 52. If he makes it to 92 - he’ll have been in a nursing home for at least some of that.
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Probably.
DALE: These fire ants are well-organized, highly trained insects. They’ll swarm all over you and sting you all at once without warning on a single command. It’s how they killed L. Ron Hubbard.
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don’t worry. i’m sure the next generation of billionaires ( the trillionaires? ) will totally have outgrown the racist and fascist tendencies of those today. /s
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I feel like in a generation or two, the parasites will either have been reined in some or the host will have died.
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we maybe need a cross fingers reaction… 
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Maybe he’ll go full Howard Hughes and spend his final decades locked in a room filled with jars of his own urine.
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That’s going to be a problem…
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Tesla says California’s Autopilot action violates its free speech rights
It may have taken more than a year, but Tesla has finally responded to the California Department of Motor Vehicles allegations that it misrepresented Autopilot’s capabilities, arguing that it’s free to do so under the US Constitution.
In a document [PDF] filed with California’s Office of Administrative Hearings last week lawyers representing Elon Musk’s electric car company didn’t directly challenge the DMV’s specific allegations that Tesla may have overblown Autopilot’s autonomy, marketing it less as an advanced driver assist system (ADAS) and more of a full self-driving platform.
Instead, they said that the DMV’s case, filed in July 2022, ought to be tossed because it’s "facially invalid under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution and Article I, Section 2, of the California Constitution.
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Tesla is seeking a hearing to have the case tossed with prejudice.
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*when the hyperlexia kicks in and you don’t realize that they’re mocking the idea of self driving cars *
“Teslas can charge from solar panels even if the world goes fully Mad Max and there is no more gasoline!” wrote Musk, seemingly believing that the scene contained a plot inaccuracy, claiming that the cars would still work during an apocalypse, rather than realising that the cars depicted were hacked to chase people.
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Take heart; he owes Prince Bonesaw a metric fuckton of money.
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He had a cameo on The Big Bang Theory. I haven’t done the math yet and of course correlation is not causality, but given the handful of guest stars who kicked the bucket afterwards…
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Both Wil Wheaton AND Neil Gaiman made guest appearances on BBT… Wil Wheaton multiple times!
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They knew the risks.
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