Fuck Today (Part 1)

Don’t know yet.

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I hope everything goes well for you. Get off your phone!:wink:

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I’m live blogging this shit :smiley:

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So current treatment while we wait for the labs is an antibiotic and an anti-inflammatory. I was worried about getting her to take them since you’re supposed to daub them on food, and she already is mind-bogglingly picky. She goes to the little food bowl and sniffs/digs a bit until the chosen kibble is found, eats it, then repeats. Some colors/types are on the permanent reject list. The way she crunches on them is so adorable.

But, it turns out that if you poke a syringe at her mouth she eventually becomes annoyed and tries to bite it at which point I can squirt the meds in the back of her mouth. She doesn’t know how to spit it out so it eventually goes down. No idea if the antibiotics are even relevant yet, but the anti-inflammatory meds should help a bit. After they gave her a shot at the vet she was walking better once she got home.

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Two things: I just ran out of likes! And I can’t wait for more morphine-laced comments!!!

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Wait, are you saying you have a morphine drip, but don’t know why?

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Wait, why is this “Fuck Today”? This should be “I love today!”

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If you were given a morphine drip, would you want to scotch it by asking needless questions?

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Well fuck whatever it is that caused the need for that…
On the other hand tripping balls on morphine is not a bad state to be in if required.

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Patient: "Hello something’s happening, not sure what."
Doc: “Oh no! Nurse, quick, start the morphine drip. We’ll just keep it running until we sort things out.”

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Scotch and Morphine? What’s that cocktail called?

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Tuesday.

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Fucking pancreatitis. Runs in the family.

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That’s rough. But it explains the Morphine, anyway.
Stay safe.

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Ow. Ugh. So sorry.

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I’m hoping you feel better ASAP.

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Your crew is missing you…

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Guess what I just learned today?

Similar (actually, fewer charges) rape case, same judge, but the defendant isn’t a white athlete from Stanford: ergo, he gets 3 years.

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According to Trump, the judge should’ve already known that the defendant was guilty because his surname is Ramirez.

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Yikes.

I hope it all turns out okay…

Agreed!

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